- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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