- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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