- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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