- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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