Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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