- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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