- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

if you don't like this you're gay

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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