- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

ask me if im a door yes

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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