- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

sucks Syntax...

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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