- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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