- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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