Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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poopy is poopy

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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