- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

You bumder!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

roses are red violets are indigo

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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