Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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96

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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