- Anti Joke

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.