- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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