a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Trump will make America great again.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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