- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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