- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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