Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Please don't shoot me

who is awesome? no one...

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A van drives into a car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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