- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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