What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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women's rights

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A lot eh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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