- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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