Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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tea with milk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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