- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's long and black The unemployment line

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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