Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

don't just stand there

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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