- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

if you don't like this you're gay

Okay, after this one then...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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