what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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