Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

get in the car.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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