That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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