a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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