- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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