What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Netball.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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