A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Yo Mamma

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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