What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Asian NASCAR.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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