Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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