two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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