What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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