- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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