- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

don't just stand there

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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