- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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