- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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