What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hahahahaha thats not funny

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

who is awesome? no one...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Please don't shoot me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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