Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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what?

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Jordan is pregant

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No soap radio

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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