- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Long joke Your such a downey

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

save me from the nothing ive become

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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