- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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