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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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