- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

were at work systems r down

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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