João Duarte reads this.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What would Muhammed do?

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A shark ate your mom

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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