- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

ask me if im a door yes

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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