- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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