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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

if you don't like this you're gay

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

you will like this because i am black.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

John Cena