What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Women's rights

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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