Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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