Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

women's rights

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Obama

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Men

What's long and black The unemployment line

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

kennah campion when she talks

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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