- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

knock knock? come in

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How high is the sky? True or False

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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