Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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