Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Fat people

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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wael.. nuff said

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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