- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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