- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A fish swims up your penis...

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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