- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A bar walks into a man

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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