- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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