- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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