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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

poop nuff said

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

Bob Saget

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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