- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Women's rights

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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