whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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wenis

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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black people

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penis

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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no really what are ur names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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