What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

i like it in the mouth

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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