- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Im cute hehehee

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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