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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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