- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

WNBA

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

9/11 my birthday

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Cliterus

Can anyone Lenin money?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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