- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

woman's rights

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*