- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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