- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

get in the car.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Here's a joke for you, my life...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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