- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Your mam is so fat.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

what do you call a black guy african american

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