How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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