Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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