- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

you give like i give lomain

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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