- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

bangers and mash?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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