Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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