A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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"...."-Hellen Keller

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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