Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

9/11 my birthday

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Can anyone Lenin money?

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Cliterus

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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